Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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