You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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