i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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