think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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