I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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