Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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