The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So much rum. So many feels.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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