Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.