In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
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You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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