Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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