I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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