i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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