Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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