I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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