One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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