Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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