i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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