Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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