Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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