It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
