i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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