Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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