Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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