No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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