Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Randomize