Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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