i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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