I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
