I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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