He is an equal opportunity slut.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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