2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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