Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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