I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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