Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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