OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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