i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Just puked most of my soul out..
We smell like vodka and hangover
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