Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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