You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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