How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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