I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
it's not cheating when I paid for it
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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