Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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