Sponge bath it is.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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