You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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