I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dignity is for republicans.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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