Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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