So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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