she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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