Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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