take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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