yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
