Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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