Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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