I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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