Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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