I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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