I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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