So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
