don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
25 People Reveal The Creepiest Kids They Went to School With
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.