i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
everyone is single if you try hard enough
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire